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Smut Slam Ottawa: Tinder Tales and Fails

February 15 @ 7:00 pm10:00 pm

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Smut Slam returns to The Happy Goat Cafe on Laurel to cure your Valentine’s Day hangover with sexy, smutty storytelling, hosted by Ottawa’s favourite foul-mouthed redhead, Helvetica Bold!

SMUT SLAM is a community open mic featuring real-life first-person sex stories.

Get ready for an evening of sexy chats, and get your anonymous questions and confessions ready for THE FUCKBUCKET!

The theme for February’s Smut Slam is Tinder: dating apps have simplified the art of the hookup, giving us easy access to titillating trysts, but not without trials and tribulations. Whether you’re using tinder, grindr, bumble, Jdate, or Farmers Only – we want to hear all about your firsts, lasts, bests, and worsts of online dating and hookups in the supportive environment of Smut Slam Ottawa.

CELEBRITY JUDGE PANEL TBA

****SEXY PRIZES, including show tickets, sexy prize packages, and an NJOY stainless-steel toy!

SMUT SLAMMERS sign up on the night to tell a 5-minute dirty story, based on their real lives, and a lucky eight to ten names will be drawn at random.

RULES: – no notes (this is storytelling) – no costumes or props (this is not theatre) – only five minutes (with a one-minute grace period) AND – the story must be real and have happened to you. Stories often are funny and/or epic win, but we want to encourage people to consider sharing their sad, disturbing, poignant, serious, simple and/or “fail” experiences, too.

TAKE NOTE: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink-friendly AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, poly-friendly… we are very friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences to our space. We _don’t_ welcome stories involving racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism, or any other discrimination, fetishization, or objectification. Also, CONSENT IS KEY.

NOT A SMUT SLAMMER? Don’t worry. The audience is in for a good time at SMUT SLAM! Sit back and enjoy. All we ask is: – No interrupting. – No heckling. – No necking in the front row. Doors open at 7:00pm, and the smut starts slamming at 8:00. Admission is only $10 at the door!

SMUT SLAM was CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, sex activist and educator, and, oh yeah: a phone sex operator. She tours the world seven months out of the year, and is happy to come back to Montreal when she can. Find Cameryn being NSFW on Facebook, or at www.camerynmoore.com

Helvetica Bold is a former sex educator, plus size model, writer, and OG of burlesque revival in Canada, having performed all across North America and on stages with the likes of Nikki Payne, Dirty Martini, and Suicide Girls.
Helvetica, also known as Veronica, wrote the popular Veronica’s Closet sex column for Ottawa’s Upfront Magazine from 2007-2010, and has been a featured speaker about sex, burlesque, and body positivity at Creative Mornings Ottawa and at Algonquin College.

Venue

Happy Goat Coffee Co. (Laurel)
35 Laurel St.
Ottawa, Ontario, K1Y 2J7 Canada
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